The Most Discreet Sex Toys To Buy Right Now

It's acceptable to use sex toys and follow the newest trend, but it's also acceptable to use prudence. For the greatest selections for covert sex toys, covert vibrators, covert sex toys, and more, go no further than this place.

Best for Hiding in Your Makeup Bag: VeDO Retro Lipstick Bullet Vibrator

This is dedicated to all cosmetics enthusiasts (and naturally, everyone with a vulva). The creator and director of the morally questionable porn site Sssh, Angie Rowntree, suggests this adorable bullet vibrator since it's small, concealable, and has a similar appearance to a commonplace item you may carry with you wherever you go.

Standout feature: What makes this toy the best? It resembles a lipstick tube exactly. "It looks exactly like any other lipstick tube with the clever cover on–but take it off and the tapered tip delivers 10 vibration modes and 6 intensity levels right where you want it most," explained Rowntree. "'Apply your 'lipstick' generously whenever you need a pick-me-up on the go."

Notable review: "Due of its extreme power, this device can be a little noisy. Nonetheless, it has a stunning and understated appearance. If you didn't buy it yourself, you would never know. Extremely happy."

Most Adorable Compact Toy: Satisfyer Cutie Heart

"I love the Cutie Heart for its obviously adorable shape [and] travel-friendly compact size," Rowntree comments. You've undoubtedly seen a couple of them before, like with many other air-pulse toys available, but this one is a little more covert than others. With twelve strength levels and weatherproof capabilities, the suction feels fantastic.

Standout feature: Not only is this toy little and lovely, but it also has a "whisper-mode" that allows it to be extremely discreet and silent during quiet sessions.

Notable review: "Well, this adorable little heart is incredible! It charges really fast, is as quiet as promised, and has a variety of settings to help you reach where you're going."

Best Discreet Toy for Folks With a Penis: TENGA GEO Coral

This is the greatest discreet male sex toy available if you're seeking for one. Sam, the creator of Best Kept Secret, a spicy audio membership club, suggests the TENGA GEO Coral for guys (or women with penises) who want to have fun without drawing attention to themselves.

Standout feature: It may be readily concealed in plain sight and has the appearance of a paperweight.

Notable review: "One of the best products I've used in this price range and below."

Most Likely to Look Like an Actual Toy: Love To Love Cand'Ice Vanilla Pop Vibrator

Who doesn't adore a sex toy that is disguised? Next, on the advice of Lovers' sexologist Marla Renee Stewart, we have a cute and discrete vibrator. "No matter where your vibe ends up, it'll look like a toy—so no need to have to explain to someone what it is," Stewart says. In the meantime, waves of ecstasy - "I scream, you scream" - are delivered by its textured design and ten vibration patterns.

Standout feature: Since it won't be counted as a regular sex toy, it's ideal for TSA travel.

Notable review: "Excellent. It's nice and easy to charge. really strong!"

Best Palm-Sized Vibe: Playboy Pleasure Palm Vibrator

I'll be honest: my go-to fave now is the Playboy Palm Vibrator. That's why I wasn't shocked when Rowntree suggested the Palm as a fantastic alternative for a discreet sex toy. "Perfect for solo play or coupled fun, the Playboy Pleasure Palm is made of velvety silicone and is designed to fit comfortably in your hand and against the body," adds Rowntree. "This means that whether you like to hold it against you or writhe and grind, you're in for a good time."

This toy, in contrast to many others, features two separate motors in each of its ends, each of which can produce ten different rhythms and speeds. The toy's broader end gives you more "focused" tapping sensations, while its tapered end gives you all the "good vibes" you could ever want.

Standout feature: Its modern, minimalist design helps the Playboy Pleasure Palm to "blend in" or easily tuck away.

Notable review: "Personally, I love the moon shape and it's versatile—you can hold it in your hand, grind against it, sit on it and more."

Best for Unicorn Lovers: Creature Cocks Mystique Dildo

Calling all unicorns! This dildo can go right along with your magical keepsakes. It's great at being public, as it is colorful and capable of sitting pretty on any shelf. "It can be a great talking piece with your guests and they'll never know that you can actually use it to explore any of your sexual unicorn fantasies," Stewart says. It can be used solo or with a partner, too.

Standout feature: This toy is great for roleplay with couples and most likely it will get past TSA without any shame or embarrassment because it doesn't look like a sex toy.

Notable review: "This has the girth you desire and the ribs feel amazing. The suction cup base is one of the strongest I've ever seen so you can go wild."

Best for Taking Through TSA: SONA 2 Travel

Casey Tanner, a sexologist and therapist, recommends the LELO SONA 2 for those with travel in mind. Plus, if you're looking to get a little luxe, this toy might be for you, as its on the higher-end. When it comes to discreet vibrators, it also fits the bill with its compact design and sensonic technology, which mimics the act of oral sex with its 12 settings. Take it on the go, wherever you are headed in the world, with ease.

Standout feature: The best part? It has a built in travel lock that ensures your carry-on bag won't suddenly start vibrating midway through security.

Notable review: "Because it is so travel-friendly, you don't have to worry about moving through TSA with this one—regardless of if you're TSA pre-check or not."

Most Likely to Double as an Art Piece: Playboy Pleasure Swan Vibrator

Admittedly, this is another favorite of mine. It looks like a modern art piece and sits openly on a shelf in my room, as I'm never worried anyone will think it's a sex toy. Stewart recommends this discreet vibrator for that reason, too: "This toy has the ability to visually please and sexually please you in all the ways," she says.

Standout feature: It has ten vibrating settings in each shaft to play and experiment with.

Notable review: "So much fun and pleasure!"

Best for Couples: TOR 2

Looking for discreet male sex toys? What about secret sex toys for couples? If you're with a person that has a penis, this LELO toy might be for you: According to Tanner, TOR 2 was designed with couples in mind and is small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. It's made of smooth silicone and is comfortable to fit all penis sizes. Tuck it away in your suitcase, purse or even your back pocket.

Standout feature: It has 100% more powerful vibrations than any other penis ring.

Notable review: "It is silky smooth and, although tight on me, provides decent vibrations. We love how long these can go with a charge and how they hold the charge."

Best for Versatility: We-Vibe Sync 2

The best discreet sex toys might be the ones that you can use with your partner on a romantic getaway—or even just in the comfort on your own home by yourself. Lisa Lawless, a sex and intimacy educator, recommends the We-Vibe Sync 2 for discretion and fun. While it looks more like a sex toy, it's compact and flexible and can fit anywhere. And it's super versatile.

Standout feature: "It can be used solo, during intercourse and as a discreet panty vibrator," Lawless says. "Because it has a remote control, it allows your partner to use it while you are in

your bedroom or out on the town, and it is quiet yet powerful when in use."

Notable review: "The last few years my husband and I have been in a slump and needed something to add a bit of spice to the bedroom. I'm so glad I decided on this one. My husband absolutely loves the long-distance partner while in the bedroom."